Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • November 15, 2018

    "You know, if you go out and you want to buy groceries, you need a picture on a card, you need ID. You go out and you want to buy anything, you need ID and you need your picture...The only time you don't need it in many cases is when you want to vote..."

    -- Trump
  • November 14, 2018

    "Almost everything I've ever written I could finish at one sitting. I'm a fast writer. Maybe not the best, but the fastest."

    -- Stan Lee
  • November 13, 2018

    "The Florida Election should be called in favor of Rick Scott and Ron DeSantis in that large numbers of new ballots showed up out of nowhere, and many ballots are missing or forged. An honest vote count is no longer possible -- ballots massively infected. Must go with Election Night!"

    -- Trump
  • November 12, 2018

    "I don't know Matt Whitaker. Matt Whitaker worked for Jeff Sessions and he was extremely highly thought of and he still is. But I don't know Matt Whitaker."
    -- Trump last week

    "I can tell you Matt Whitaker's a great guy. I mean, I know Matt Whitaker."
    -- Trump last month

  • November 11, 2018

    "There is no reason for these massive, deadly and costly forest fires in California except that forest management is so poor...Remedy now, or no more Fed payments!"

    -- Trump
  • November 10, 2018

    "That is such a racist question...So insulting to me. It's a very terrible thing you said."
    -- Trump to PBS correspondent Yamiche Alcindor, who'd asked if he thinks identifying himself as a "nationalist" has emboldened white nationalists

    "You talk about somebody that's a loser. She doesn't know what the hell she's doing."
    -- Trump on WH correspondent and CNN analyst April Ryan, who was attempting to ask about voter suppression

    "What a stupid question that is. What a stupid question. But I watch you a lot; you ask a lot of stupid questions...She's very nasty...You've gotta treat the White House and the office of the presidency with respect."
    -- Trump to CNN reporter Abby Phillip, who'd asked if Trump wants acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker to "rein in Mueller"

  • November 08, 2018

    "The truth is there was no collusion with the Russians and the Trump campaign...There's not a single piece of evidence...It's that simple."

    -- newly-appointed acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker, who is now overseeing the Mueller investigation, in June 2017
  • November 08, 2018


    -- Sean Hannity on Dems taking control of the House
  • November 07, 2018

    "We have a president that's willing to work across the aisle to get things done."

    -- WH Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders
  • November 06, 2018

    "All the people back there are fake news."
    -- Sean Hannity onstage at Trump rally, pointing to the press section

    "I'd like to see an America that's just so homogenous that we look a lot the same."
    -- Rep. Steve King