Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • September 04, 2019

    "This is the book the left doesn't want you to read."
    -- Sean Hannity on Donald Trump Jr.'s book, that won't be available until November

  • September 03, 2019

    GOP primary challenger Joe Walsh:
    "Do you believe this president lies?"

    Fox Business host Stuart Varney:
    "No. He exaggerates and spins."

    "Do you believe he's ever told the American people a lie?"


  • September 02, 2019

    "I never even knew a Category 5 existed...People have never seen anything like that."
    -- Trump, 2017

    "Never heard about Category 5's before, a Category 5 is big stuff...A category 5 is something that, uh -- I don't know that I've even heard the term, other than I know it's there. That's the ultimate, and that's what we have, unfortunately."
    -- Trump on Hurricane Dorian, apparently not remembering Irma, Maria, and Michael, which also occurred during his presidency

  • September 01, 2019

    Percentage of Quinnipiac Poll respondents who think the Mueller Report cleared Trump of any wrongdoing:

    Republicans:      66 %
    Democrats:          4 %
    Independents:   29 %

  • August 31, 2019

    Q poll results:


    45% say anti-black prejudice is a serious problem
    50% say no

    56% say anti-white prejudice is a serious problem
    40% say no


    93% say anti-black prejudice is a serious problem
    6% say no

    31% say anti-white prejudice is a serious problem
    67% say no

  • August 30, 2019

    "He doesn't lie. The press lies...I don't think this president has lied...I don't believe the president has lied....The fake news media lies every day."
    -- Trump campaign spokesperson Kayleigh McEnany to CNN host Chris Cuomo

  • August 29, 2019

    "We have to start looking for a new News Outlet. Fox isn't working for us anymore!"
    -- Trump

    "Fox News isn't supposed to work for you."
    -- Fox News senior political analyst Brit Hume


  • August 28, 2019

    "Wow! Yet another big storm heading to Puerto Rico. Will it ever end? Congress approved 92 Billion Dollars for Puerto Rico last year, an all time record of its kind for 'anywhere.'"
    -- Trump

    "Puerto Rico is one of the most corrupt places on earth."
    -- Trump

  • August 27, 2019

    "With Doral, we have a series of magnificent buildings -- we call them bungalows -- they each hold from 50 to 70 very luxurious rooms with magnificent views. We have incredible conference rooms, incredible restaurants...We have many hundreds of acres so that in terms of parking, in terms of all the things that you need -- the ballrooms are among the biggest in Florida, and the best. It's brand new...Each country can have their own villa or their own bungalow, and they have a lot of units in them, so I think it just works out well...From my standpoint, I'm not going to make any money. In my opinion I'm not going to make any money."
    -- Trump pitching his Doral resort for next year's G-7 summit

  • August 26, 2019

    "In six years, when I'm not here, the New York Times goes out of business very quickly. And you know who else goes out? NBC News."
    -- Trump

    "The Media is destroying the Free Press!"
    -- Trump