Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.
November 05, 2018
"At this very moment, large well-organized caravans of migrants are marching toward our southern border. Some people call it an invasion...A lot of young men, strong men...I don't want them in our country. And women don't want them in our country. Women want security."
November 03, 2018
"CNN refused to run this ad... I guess they only run fake news and won't talk about real threats that don't suit their agenda."
-- Donald Trump Jr. on Trump ad about immigration
"CNN has made it abundantly clear in its editorial coverage that this ad is racist. When presented with an opportunity to be paid to take a version of this ad, we declined."
November 02, 2018
"I wouldn't be surprised...I don't know who, but I wouldn't be surprised. A lot of people say yes."
-- Trump, asked if someone is funding the migrant caravan, and if it is George Soros
November 01, 2018
"The greatest political movement in the history of our country."
-- Trump on himself and his supporters
"Thirty-three percent of the people in this country believe the fake news is in fact -- and I hate to say this -- the enemy of the people."
October 31, 2018
"We're the only country in the world where a person comes in and has a baby, and the baby is essentially a citizen of the United States for 85 years, with all of those benefits. It's ridiculous. And it has to end."
-- Trump, forgetting about Canada, Mexico, and at least 28 other countries that grant automatic birthright citizenship
October 30, 2018
"This is an invasion of our Country and our Military is waiting for you!"
-- Trump tweet to caravan
"There is no invasion. No one is coming to get you. There is nothing at all to worry about. But tomorrow is one week before the midterm election -- which is what all of this is all about."
-- Fox News' Shep Smith
October 29, 2018
"We want all sides to come together in peace and harmony. We can do it, we can do it, we can do it. It'll happen..."
-- Trump on Wednesday, responding to mail bombs
"He comes off as a crazed and stumbling lunatic..."
-- Trump on Sunday, on Democratic donor and mail bomb target Tom Steyer
October 28, 2018
"I think I've been toned down, you want to know the truth. I could really tone it up."
October 27, 2018
"I want to believe him. I really want to believe him....If what happened happened...it's something that's very bad."
-- Trump on Saudi Arabian Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman
October 26, 2018
"Fake news -- fake bombs. Who could possibly benefit by so much fakery? #MAGA...They were clearly designed to influence election."
-- Fox Business Network host Lou Dobbs
"Disgusting and sad (that they didn't go off, and the Daily Beast didn't get one)."
-- former Breitbart editor Milo Yiannopoulos posting on Instagram
-- Yiannopoulos, on his post being taken down