Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • March 12, 2019

    "The racial violence that took place in Charlottesville, Virginia, on August 12 is a typical example of the acme of the current administration's policy of racism."
    -- from North Korea "White Paper on Human Rights Violations in the U.S. in 2017"

  • March 11, 2019

    "Is her adherence to this Islamic doctrine indicative of her adherence to Sharia law, which in itself is antithetical to the United States Constitution?"

    -- Fox host Jeanine Piro on Rep. Ilhan Omar wearing a hijab
  • March 10, 2019

    "The Democrats have become an anti-Israel party, they've become an anti-Jewish party."

    -- Trump
  • March 09, 2019

    "[Manafort is] not before this court for anything having to do with collusion with the Russian government to influence this election."
    -- Judge T.S. Ellis

    "Both the judge and the lawyer in the Paul Manafort case stated loudly and for the world to hear that there was NO COLLUSION with Russia."
    -- Trump



  • March 08, 2019

    "Fat Jerry Nadler is doing me a favor. He's too stupid to realize it. He's making me a lot of money."
    -- Trump on Rep. Jerry Nadler in 1995, during conflict over public funding for a Trump project

    "I [called him 'fat'] for a reason. I really feel that whatever can inspire him to go out and lose that tremendous amount of weight should be done. To be honest with you, he's a walking time bomb and if I can convince him to put himself, not in great, but in reasonable shape, I'm doing great service to him and his family."
    -- Trump, defending his comment

  • March 07, 2019

    "Virtually everything failed lawyer Michael Cohen said in his sworn testimony last week is totally contradicted in his just released manuscript for a book about me. It's a total new love letter to 'Trump'..."
    -- Trump

  • March 06, 2019

    "S***, I'm not going to see the Mueller report, am I."
    -- last words of WWII vet Mitchell Tendler, December 2018

  • March 05, 2019

    "They want to take your pickup truck. They want to rebuild your home. They want to take away your hamburgers. This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved."
    -- former Trump aide Sebastian Gorka on Green New Deal

  • March 04, 2019

    "Bullshit...We're waiting for a report by people that weren't elected."
    -- Trump on Mueller investigation

  • March 03, 2019

    "Right now we have people in Congress that hate our country. And you know that, and we can name every one of them..."
    -- Trump