Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • April 13, 2011

    If John McCain had been elected, people would be questioning him too.
    -- Rep. John Campbell on "birthers"
  • April 12, 2011

    I appreciate that the Donald wants to spend his resources in getting to the bottom of something that so interests him and many Americans... He's not just throwing stones from the sidelines, he's digging in. He's paying for researchers to find out why President Obama would have spent $2 million not to show his birth certificate, so more power to him.
    -- Sarah Palin, furthering the <a title="Birth Certificate" href="">discredited</a> "birther" controversy<br />
  • April 11, 2011

    Republicans are trying to pass leglslation to destroy the World Wide Web and they're also passing legislation to help destroy the Whole Wide World.
    -- Rep. Ed Markey
  • April 08, 2011

    I will have no problem getting people to listen to me who don't like me. In fact, I have to keep giving them reasons. There are some people who listen precisely because they hate, precisely because they don't like. You gotta keep fueling that.
    -- Rush Limbaugh
  • April 07, 2011

    The culture of major league baseball is a jumbo platter of deep-fried masculinity: it's like a y-chromosome throwing a bachelor party for a penis with a beard.
    -- Sam Anderson
  • April 06, 2011

    During the flight here, between our countries, it did not escape me that Japan lies about halfway between my Alaska home and India.
    -- Sarah Palin
  • April 05, 2011

    We will definitely not burn the Koran...Not today, not ever.
    -- Terry Jones, of the Dove World Outreach church, 9/11/10
    It is not that we burn the Koran with some type of vindictive motive...We do not even burn it with great pleasure or any pleasure at all. We burn it because we feel a deep obligation to stay with the court system of America. The court system of America does not allow convicted criminals to go free.
    -- Terry Jones, after livestreaming the Koran's "trial"
    If you want to be technical, I guess we broke our word. We thought twice about it.
    -- Terry Jones, this week
  • April 04, 2011

    Free speech is great, but we're in a war.
    -- Sen. Lindsey Graham
  • April 01, 2011

    Maybe it says he's a Muslim. I don't know.
    -- Donald Trump, on Obama's <a title="Snopes" href="">birth certificate</a><br />
    Personally, I think it is brilliant.
    -- Trump advisor Roger Stone, on raising the birth certificate issue
  • March 31, 2011

    The reason Social Security is in trouble is that we don't have enough workers to support the retirees...Well, a third of all the young people in America are not in America today because of abortion.
    -- Rick Santorum