Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • January 26, 2011

    After the elections, I let my guard down. Now I know I need to have [the gun] on me.
    -- Rep. Heath Shuler, D-NC
  • January 25, 2011

    You just never know if I'm packing or not packing.
    -- Rep. Jean Schmidt, R-Ohio, owner of a .380 ACP Bersa semiautomatic handgun, a gift from her husband
  • January 24, 2011

    If I had a town meeting and was still in Congress, I'd invite all the Texans who have a concealed weapons license to my town meeting and I'd advertise it. Because the person who wanted to come shoot me would have to think once again about committing suicide walking into my town hall meeting.
    -- Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay
  • January 22, 2011

    When I hear Chinese or Japanese, it sounds like all the same word. And I can't comprehend anybody understanding it.
    -- Rush Limbaugh
  • January 21, 2011

    The Tucson shooting should remind us why we regulate marijuana.
    -- David Frum
  • January 20, 2011

    Anybody here today who has not accepted Jesus Christ as their savior, I'm telling you, you're not my brother and you're not my sister, and I want to be your brother.
    -- Robert Bentley, delivering a speech in a church shortly after being sworn in as governor of Alabama
  • January 20, 2011

    A lot still needs to be done in China in terms of human rights.
    -- Chinese President Hu Jintao
  • January 19, 2011

    Global Warming? Did you catch our debate at 6:15 ET? There are smart people on both sides who cite evidence of their positions, yet come up with wildly different conclusions. So which is it -- is the Earth getting warmer or not? Please try to offer some evidence of your theory, rather than just your 'hunch.' K?
    -- Fox & Friends blog
  • January 18, 2011

    For the children, you just hope the movies do well enough so you can keep them in private schools.
    -- Robert DeNiro, on receiving a lifetime achievement award at the Golden Globes
  • January 17, 2011

    We have every right to go in there and frankly take all their oil and make them pay for the liberation.
    -- Sean Hannity on Kuwait