Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.
June 23, 2019
"Everyone was saying I'm a warmonger. Now they're saying I'm a dove."
June 22, 2019
"In a fair world you would get a Putlitzer for your incredible reporting...Mueller is a Gestapo ops that is trampling on all our constitutional rights. You are truly a key part from saving America from this Fascist attack on our constitutional rights!"
-- Paul Manafort to Sean Hannity, in 2018 texts
June 21, 2019
"Our radical Democrat opponents are driven by hatred, prejudice, and rage. They want to destroy you and they want to destroy our country as we know it."
June 20, 2019
"The Failing New York Times just did a story stating that the United States is substantially increasing Cyber Attacks on Russia. This is a virtual act of Treason... These are true cowards and without doubt, THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!"
"[Our reporter] contacted officials at the White House National Security Council, the National Security Agency and the U.S Cyber Command and gave them the opportuity to raise any national-security concerns about the story. They told us they did not have any."
-- NYT publisher A.G. Sulzberger
June 19, 2019
"I like the truth. I'm actually a very honest guy."
June 18, 2019
"We're going to produce phenomenal health care, and we already have the concept of the plan...We'll be announcing that in about two months."
-- Trump, June 2019
"Wait till you see the plan we have coming out, literally over the next four weeks. We have great healthcare plans coming out."
-- Trump, May 2018
"So we are putting in a wonderful plan. We're going to be putting it in fairly soon."
-- Trump, February 2017
"We have a great health care plan coming out."
-- Trump, February 2016
June 17, 2019
"The good news is that at the end of six years, after America has been made GREAT again and I leave the beautiful White House (do you think the people would demand that I stay longer? KEEP AMERICA GREAT), both of these horrible papers will quickly go out of business and be forever gone."
-- Trump on the New York Times and the Washington Post
June 16, 2019
"On the fourth day, I was in the shower at the White House, watching my hair go into the drain. I'd like to keep my hair."
-- Anthony Scaramucci, on why he doesn't want Sarah Sanders' job
June 15, 2019
"I could say it, but I don't want to say it, but some people said it was the best speech ever made by a president in Europe. But I did not say that. I'm just quoting other people."
-- Trump on his 2017 speech in Poland, delivered while en route to a Group of 20 summit in Germany
June 14, 2019
"Let me know when the jail sentence starts."
-- Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway, on the US Office of Special Counsel recommendation that she be removed from office for repeated violations of the Hatch Act