Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.
March 02, 2019
"To both sides he became an expendable pawn in a reckless chess game. His back was slammed against the wall by Mueller [and by NY] prosecutor thugs who stuck a long sentencing barrel down his throat if he didn't sing their tune."
-- Rep. Jack Kingston on Michael Cohen
February 28, 2019
"I don't believe he knew about it. He tells me that he didn't know about it, and I will take him at his word."
-- Trump on Kim Jung Un and the treatment of imprisoned American student Otto Warmbier, yesterday
"Otto was tortured beyond belief by North Korea."
-- Trump, after Warmier's death in 2017
February 28, 2019
"Mr. Trump is an enigma. He is complicated...He has both good and bad, as do we all. But the bad far outweighs the good, and since taking office, he has become the worst version of himself.... Given my experience working for Mr. Trump, I fear that if he loses the election in 2020, that there will never be a peaceful transition of power."
-- Michael Cohen
February 27, 2019
"Do your wife and father-in-law know about your girlfriends? Maybe tonight would be a good time for a chat. I wonder if she'll remain faithful while you're in prison. She's about to learn a lot..."
-- Rep. Matt Gaetz addressing Michael Cohen in tweet yesterday
February 26, 2019
"He's proclaimed his innocence totally."
-- Trump on Robert Kraft
"He totally denies it."
-- Trump on Roy Moore
"He says he is innocent."
-- Trump on Rob Porter
"He is a good person... I don't think Bill did anything wrong."
-- Trump on O'Reilly
"Some of the women that are complaining, I know how much he's helped them."
-- Trump on Roger Ailes
"Every woman lied... Total fabrication. The events never happened."
-- Trump on accusations against him
February 25, 2019
"We will be having one of the biggest gatherings in the history of Washington, D.C., on July 4th... Major fireworks display, entertainment and an address by your favorite President, me!"
-- Trump announcing "A Salute to America," to be held at the Lincoln Memorial
February 24, 2019
"I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it -- Jeffrey enjoys his social life."
-- Trump on child molester Jeffrey Epstein
February 23, 2019
"They wouldn't meet with the Obama administration and they're meeting with us."
-- Trump on the European Union
"Don't forget -- Japan would not deal with Obama...They wouldn't deal. They said, 'No, we're not going to talk trade.' Me? They're calling me up."
"Obama couldn't meet. They wouldn't see him."
-- Trump on North Korea
February 22, 2019
"The Mueller investigation is totally conflicted, illegal and rigged!"
"The Washington Post is a Fact Checker only for the Democrats. For the Republicans, and for your all time favorite President, it is a Fake Fact Checker."
February 21, 2019
"Time for the Ku Klux Klan to night ride again...If we could get the Klan to go up there and clean out D.C., we'd all been better off. We'll get the hemp ropes out, loop them over a tall limb and hang all of them. These are socialist-communists we're talking about."
-- Goodloe Sutton, publisher of the Linden, Alabama Democrat-Reporter, in an editorial