Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • June 23, 2019

    "Everyone was saying I'm a warmonger. Now they're saying I'm a dove."
    -- Trump

  • June 22, 2019

    "In a fair world you would get a Putlitzer for your incredible reporting...Mueller is a Gestapo ops that is trampling on all our constitutional rights. You are truly a key part from saving America from this Fascist attack on our constitutional rights!"
    -- Paul Manafort to Sean Hannity, in 2018 texts

  • June 21, 2019

    "Our radical Democrat opponents are driven by hatred, prejudice, and rage. They want to destroy you and they want to destroy our country as we know it."
    -- Trump

  • June 20, 2019

    "The Failing New York Times just did a story stating that the United States is substantially increasing Cyber Attacks on Russia. This is a virtual act of Treason... These are true cowards and without doubt, THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!"
    -- Trump

    "[Our reporter] contacted officials at the White House National Security Council, the National Security Agency and the U.S Cyber Command and gave them the opportuity to raise any national-security concerns about the story. They told us they did not have any."
    -- NYT publisher A.G. Sulzberger

  • June 19, 2019

    "I like the truth. I'm actually a very honest guy."
    -- Trump

  • June 18, 2019

    "We're going to produce phenomenal health care, and we already have the concept of the plan...We'll be announcing that in about two months."
    -- Trump, June 2019

    "Wait till you see the plan we have coming out, literally over the next four weeks. We have great healthcare plans coming out."
    -- Trump, May 2018

    "So we are putting in a wonderful plan. We're going to be putting it in fairly soon."
    -- Trump, February 2017

    "We have a great health care plan coming out."
    -- Trump, February 2016

  • June 17, 2019

    "The good news is that at the end of six years, after America has been made GREAT again and I leave the beautiful White House (do you think the people would demand that I stay longer? KEEP AMERICA GREAT), both of these horrible papers will quickly go out of business and be forever gone."
    -- Trump on the New York Times and theĀ Washington Post

  • June 16, 2019

    "On the fourth day, I was in the shower at the White House, watching my hair go into the drain. I'd like to keep my hair."
    -- Anthony Scaramucci, on why he doesn't want Sarah Sanders' job

  • June 15, 2019

    "I could say it, but I don't want to say it, but some people said it was the best speech ever made by a president in Europe. But I did not say that. I'm just quoting other people."
    -- Trump on his 2017 speech in Poland, delivered while en route to a Group of 20 summit in Germany

  • June 14, 2019

    "Let me know when the jail sentence starts."
    -- Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway, on the US Office of Special Counsel recommendation that she be removed from office for repeated violations of the Hatch Act