Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • October 24, 2018

    "We want all sides to come together in peace and harmony...Those engaged in the political arena must stop treating political opponents as being morally defective. By the way, do you see how nice I'm behaving today? Have you ever seen this?"

    -- Trump, at a rally last night
  • October 24, 2018

    "It's inconceivable that there are not people of Middle Eastern descent in a crowd of more than 7,000 people advancing toward our border."
    -- VP Mike PenceĀ 

    "Do you know how the caravan started? [Pantomimes handing out money.]... I think the Democrats had something to do with it."
    -- Trump

  • October 23, 2018

    "A game...A stunt...The outrage is so false...Spare us the theatrics...It's an international incident hyped and manufactured for domestic political goals."

    -- Fox News host Tucker Carlson on reaction to the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi
  • October 22, 2018

    "They're rioting now. They want to get out of their sanctuary cities."
    -- Trump on Californians

    "[Trump is] now inventing nonexistent domestic riots."
    -- Toronto Star reporter Daniel Dale

  • October 21, 2018

    "When referring to the USA, I will always capitalize the word Country!"

    -- Trump
  • October 20, 2018

    "Any guy that can do a body slam, he's my kind of guy. I shouldn't say that."

    -- Trump on Rep. Greg Gianforte, who pleaded guilty to assaulting a reporter
  • October 19, 2018

    "Between now and November 6th, you better put a catcher's mask on your face, because I'm going to stomp all over your face with golf spikes. Because I'm going to win this...We're throwing you out of office, because I'm sick and tired of your negative ads."

    -- gubernatorial candidate Scott Wagner to PA Gov. Tom Wolf, in campaign ad
  • October 18, 2018

    "I've got a natural instinct for science."

    -- Trump
  • October 17, 2018

    "Here we go again with you're guilty until proven innocent."

    -- Trump on blaming Saudi Arabia for the suspected killing of journalist Jamal Khashoggi, who disappeared while in a Saudi consulate
  • October 16, 2018

    "Do you really think I'd call Russia to help me with an election? Give me a break. They wouldn't be able to help me at all."

    -- Trump, asked about 2016 election interference