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Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • October 31, 2019

    "I wish my name was Hunter Biden. I could go abroad, make millions off of my father's presidency. I'd be a really rich guy."
    -- Donald Trump Jr.

  • October 30, 2019

    "I am unquestionably, undoubtedly, the greatest human artist of all time. It's not even a question at this point. It's just a fact."
    -- Kanye West

  • October 29, 2019

    "He was scared out of his mind...He died after running into a dead-end tunnel, whimpering, screaming, and crying all the way."
    -- Trump on the death of ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

    "I don't have those details."
    -- Defense Secretary Mark Esper, asked to confirm Trump's account

    "I don't know what the source of that was. But I assume it was talking directly to the unit and unit members."
    -- Gen. Mark Milley, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    "I don't want to talk about it."
    -- Trump, asked if he could hear the whimpering on his video feed

  • October 28, 2019

    "[Al-Baghdadi] was a gutless animal...He died like a dog. He died like a coward...Our canine, I call it a dog, a beautiful dog, a talented dog, was injured and brought back."
    -- Trump

  • October 27, 2019

    "I worked with John Kelly, and he was totally unequipped to handle the genius of our great President."
    -- WH Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham on former WH chief of staff

  • October 26, 2019

    "He looks for corruption wherever he goes."
    -- Trump on Giuliani

  • October 25, 2019

    AOC, questioning Mark Zuckerberg in House Financial Services Committee hearing:
    "Could I run ads on Facebook targeting Republicans in primaries saying that they voted for the Green New Deal?"

    Zuckerberg:
    "I don't know the answer to that off the top of my head. I think probably." 

  • October 24, 2019

    "Now people are saying, 'Wow! What a great outcome. Congratulations!' It's too early, to me, to be congratulated, but we've done a good job. And we've saved a lot of lives."
    -- Trump on Erdogan and Putin taking over northeast Syria and driving the Kurds out

  • October 23, 2019

    "Most of the ISIS fighters that we captured -- we, we, not Obama, we. We captured them. Me. Our country captured them. Working with others, including the Kurds."
    -- Trump

    "[Former Defense Secretary James Mattis is] the world's most overrated general. You know why? He wasn't tough enough. I captured ISIS. Mattis said it would take two years. I captured them in one month."
    -- Trump

  • October 22, 2019

    "All Republicans must remember what they are witnessing here -- a lynching."
    -- Trump

    "If you have a Democrat as president and you have a Republican House and you have a Speaker that's tough and crazy, like Pelosi -- she's crazy -- and if you have somebody like that, what happens is very simple. They're going to say, 'Let's impeach the president. Let's check his phone calls. Oh gee, there was a comma put in the wrong location, let's impeach him...'"
    -- Trump

    "We don't even want [the New York Times] in the White House anymore. We're going to probably terminate that and the Washington Post. They're fake."
    -- Trump