Mudlines Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

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  • February 10, 2011

    Anderson Cooper on Mubarek: “Stepping on the grave and the blood of the Egyptian people.”….Chris Matthews: "One of the murkiest speeches ever delivered."....Bill Kristol on Glenn Beck: “Brings to mind no one so much as Robert Welch and the John Birch Society.”…. Tom Ricks on Rumsfeld: “Spoke loudly and carried a small stick.”….Ron Reagan on Sarah Palin: “A soap opera, basically.”….House Transportation Committee Chair Rep. John Mica on Amtrak: “A Soviet-style train system.”….Railroads Subcommittee Chair Rep. Bill Shuster on Biden high-speed rail plan: “Insanity.”….L. Brent Bozell III on Huffington Post: “A hate-filled, vicious, radically left-wing rag...profanity, crude sexual and excretory metaphors and outright hate speech against conservatives.”….
  • February 3, 2011

    Rumsfeld on McCain: “Hairtrigger temper and a propensity to shift positions to appeal to the media.”….McCain on Rumsfeld: "Thank God he was relieved of his duties.”…. Chris Matthews on Glenn Beck: “The number one exploiter of fear.”….Bill O’Reilly on Al Jazeera: “An anti-Semitic, anti-American network.”…. Timothy Egan on Rep. Gohmert: “Has enough trouble carrying a coherent thought onto the House floor. God forbid he would try to bring a Glock to work.”….Ted Rall on the American Revolution: “Little more than a bunch of rich tax cheats getting theirs.”….
  • February 1, 2011

    Richard Cohen: “The dream of a democratic Egypt is sure to produce a nightmare."….Chris Matthews on Michele Bachmann: “A balloon head.”….Glenn Beck on Matthews: “A balloon head that was taught by a balloon head and all you did because you're a balloon head was sit in your stupid balloon head Ivy League classroom and be indoctrinated by a balloon head.”….Rush Limbaugh: “The wealthiest people in the world are liberal Democrats and totalitarians, and they've acquired their wealth by virtue of stealing it.”….Steelers receiver Hines Ward on the NFL: “They don't give a f*** about concussions.”….Charlie Sheen on his critics: “A bunch of turds.”….
  • January 28, 2011

    Conor Friedersdorf on ‘Countdown with Keith Olbermann’: “Gave me that anxious, vaguely pissed off feeling one gets sitting for an hour without air-conditioning in gridlocked freeway traffic, behind a semi and next to a guy blasting Eminem.”…. Don Imus on Rachel Maddow: “The worst kind of coward and gutless, sniveling worm.”…. Emily Yoffe on Hugh Hefner: “Please, Hef, go away, so we don't have any more images in our heads of you having sex.”….
  • January 24, 2011

    Parents Television Council on ‘Skins’: The most dangerous program that has ever been foisted on your children.”….Ron Reagan on America: “Doesn’t take mental health seriously and is awash in guns and obsessed with violence.”….Palin aide Rebecca Mansour on mainstream media: “Dishonest, unprofessional, biased, manipulative ideologues who make stuff up.”….Joan Rivers: “I think Sarah Palin is an amazing woman. I think she represents everything strong a woman can be, and I think she should go someplace – to another planet, to show them, and get out of our face.”….