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  • April 27, 2011

    Paying attention to the royal family, even if only to read sensationalist tabloid articles about them, is one of the proper jobs of English people. But for an American to be excited about the royal wedding is undignified and lame. And, I would add, if you get up at 3 a.m. on Friday to watch the wedding on television, you are a traitor to your country.
    -- Mark Oppenheimer
  • April 26, 2011

    If you really love him, honey, get him out of there, and yourself, too. Many of us don't want or need another sacrifical lamb to water the dried bones and veins of a dessicated system.
    -- Christopher Hitchens' advice for Kate Middleton
  • April 25, 2011

    And that's what the royal family is -- it's a huge game of pretend. These aren't special people -- it's fake outfits, fake phony hats and gowns
    -- Jerry Seinfeld
    He's just jealous because he doesn't have a royal family in this country.
    -- Piers Morgan
  • April 24, 2011

    All his ex-wives are happy.
    -- Iowan Republican activist Joni Scotter, on why Trump's three marriages won't matter to social conservatives
  • April 23, 2011

    It's a very sad thing. I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. But unfortunately, it seems that, you know, the numbers you cite are very, very frightening numbers.
    -- Donald Trump on President Obama's sky-high support among African-Americans
  • April 22, 2011

    A lot of people are saying he wasn't even born in this country.
    -- Donald Trump
  • April 21, 2011

    There's something on that birth certificate that he doesn't like.
    -- Donald Trump
  • April 20, 2011

    Our current president came out of nowhere. Came out of nowhere. In fact, I'll go a step further. The people that went to school with him, they never saw him; they don't know who he is. It's crazy.
    -- Donald Trump
    Look, I didn't say that...If he was three years old or two years old or one year old and people remember him, that's irrelevant.
    -- Donald Trump, after CNN played him documentary clips of Hawaiians reminiscing about the schoolchild Obama
  • April 19, 2011

    Now this guy either has a birth cerfitificate or he doesn't. And I didn't think this was such a big deal, but I will tell you, it's turning out to be a very big deal because people now are calling me from all over saying, please don't give up on this issue.
    -- Donald Trump on President Obama<br />
  • April 18, 2011

    I'm much bigger than this man and have a much, much bigger net worth. I mean my net worth is many, many, many times Mitt Romney.
    -- Donald Trump