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June 29, 2018

"I said [to Kim Jong Un] 'Do you mind, would I be able to get the remains back of all those great heroes from so many years ago?' And he said, 'I will do that.' And you probably read, they have already done 200 people. Which is so great." -- Trump   "We have not yet physcically received them." -- Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, clarifying, in Senate testimony on Wednesday"

June 28, 2018

"We Are F*#%'D."

– New York Daily News front page headline

June 27, 2018

"A Harley-Davidson should never be built in another country -- never! Their employees and customers are already very angry at them. If they move, watch, it will be the beginning of the end -- they surrendered, they quit! The Aura will be gone and they will be taxed like never before!"

– Trump

June 26, 2018

"Donald Trump has instincts that are different than ours, but most often, 99% of the time, they tend to be better than ours."

– Mike Huckabee

June 25, 2018

"If you see anybody from that cabinet in a restaurant, in a department store, at a gasoline station, you get out and you create a crowd. And you push back on them. And you tell them they're not welcome anymore, anywhere."

– Rep. Maxine Waters on Trump administration

June 24, 2018

"We never really intended to do that."

– Attorney General Jeff Sessions on family separation

June 23, 2018

"You simply can't comprehend the genius of Donald Trump."

– Fox News' Judge Jeanine Pirro

June 22, 2018

"They walk through Mexico like it's walking through Central Park. It's ridiculous."

– Trump on migrants journeying to US-Mexico border

June 21, 2018

"Was that a man or a woman, because he needs a haircut more than I do. I couldn't tell. Needs a haircut."

– Trump on protester at MN rally

June 20, 2018

"Imagine, in the context of domestic law, if you said that the speed limit doesn't apply to you if you have a child in the backseat. Can you imagine what the consequences of that would be?... Ours is the humanitarian policy."

– Trump senior adviser Stephen Miller