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January 27, 2018

"I have to admit that I don't know my Twitter account log-on and password, so certainly that's one of the changes I've made."

– Hawaii Governor David Ige on why it took so long to tell citizens that the nuke attack message was inaccurate

January 26, 2018

"I know no Russians. I don't know nothin' about nothin'. I'm not being a witness. I'm not hiring a lawyer."

– Steve Bannon to Michael Wolff before 'Fire and Fury' came out; he was subpoenaed by the FBI four days after publication

January 25, 2018

"There's no collusion. I couldn't have cared less about Russians having to do with my campaign."

– Trump

January 24, 2018

"Does the applicant speak English? Can they support themselves and their families financially? Do they have a skill that will add to the U.S. economy?"-- WH adviser Stephen Miller, whose grandmother arrived in the U.S. in the early 1900s speaking only Yiddish, according to the Resistance Genealogy project"We can't restore our civilization with somebody else's babies."-- Rep. Steve King, whose grandmother arrived from Germany at the age of four"So Dan, let's say Victor Scavino arrives from Canelli, Italy, in 1904, then brother Hector in 1905, brother Gildo in 1912, sister Esther in 1913, and sister Clotilde and their father Giuseppe in 1916, and they live together in New York. Do you think that would count as chain migration?"-- #ResistanceGenealogy founder Jennifer Mendelsohn to chain migration foe and WH director of social media Dan Scavino"

January 23, 2018

"I'm going to do very restrained, if I use it at all."

– Trump in November 2016, on using Twitter as president

January 22, 2018

"Negotiating with this White House is like negotiating with Jell-O."-- Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer"Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks."--Trump in 'The Art of the Deal'"

January 20, 2018

"Women's March 2018 signs:Make America Smart AgainFirst We Marched, Now We're Running (For Office)Does This Ass Make My Country Look Small?Grab 'em By The MidtermsSuper Callous, Facist, Racist, Sexist, BraggadociousWomen Are The Wall And Trump Will PayToo Much Bulls*** For One SignThey tried to bury us. They didn't know we were seeds.Elect A Clown, Get A CircusWithout Hermione, Harry Would Have DIEDI know signs. I make the best signs. They're terrific. Everyone agrees."

January 20, 2018

"This is government, seemingly, by a bunch of drunks."

– MSNBC anchor Brian Williams on shutdown

January 19, 2018

"We've been dealing with this hoax for the better part of a year. If we have to endure the ridiculousness for another month we can certainly handle it."

– WH press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders on Mueller investigation

January 18, 2018

"Trump can't seem to improve his approval rating, perhaps because of the troubling fact that half of the voters we spoke to think he is mentally unstable."

– Tim Malloy, assistant director of the Quinnipiac University Poll, which indicates Trump's disapproval rating is 57%

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