Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive

  • August 18, 2018

    "I think the whole Manafort trial is very sad...A very sad day for our country...He happens to be a very good person. And I think it's very sad what they've done to Paul Manafort."
    -- Trump, while jury deliberates over 18 criminal counts, including tax evasion and bank fraud
    "Drunk on power...These are frightening times."
    -- former CIA director John Brennan on Trump
  • August 17, 2018

    Trump, according to Omarosa:
    On the Montenegrin prime minister he shoved out of the way at a NATO summit:
    "Oh, he's just a whiny punk bitch."
    On Don Jr., regarding his Trump Tower meeting with Russians:
    "He is such a fuckup. He screwed up again, but this time, he's screwing us all, big-time!"
    On being shown a picture of Harriet Tubman:
    "You want me to put that face on the twenty-dollar bill?"
  • August 16, 2018

    From CNN's Chris Cuomo's interview with Rudy Giuliani:
    Cuomo: "...If fact [checking] is anything, we've never had anybody with the level of mendacity that [Trump] has. Not even close."
    Giuliani: "It's in the eye of the beholder."
    Cuomo: "No, facts are not in the eye of the beholder."
    Giuliani: "Yes it is -- yes they are. Nowadays they are."
    "THE FAKE NEWS IS THE OPPOSITION PARTY. It is very bad for our Great Country... BUT WE ARE WINNING!"
    -- Trump
  • August 15, 2018

    "Mark Burnett called to say that there are no tapes of 'The Apprentice' where I used such a terrible and disgusting word as attributed by Wacky and Deranged Omarosa."
    -- Trump
  • August 14, 2018

    "This is a White House where everybody lies... Donald Trump is a con and has been masquerading as someone who is actually open to engaging with diverse communities. But when he talks that way, the way he did on this tape, it confirms that he is truly a racist... I was complicit with this White House deceiving this nation."
    -- Omarosa Manigault-Newman
    "She's a lowlife... Good work by General Kelly for quickly firing that dog!"
    -- Trump
  • August 13, 2018

    "Born in corruption."
    -- Rudy Giuliani on Mueller investigation
    "An illegally brought Rigged Witch Hunt run by people who are totally corrupt and/or conflicted."
    -- Trump on Mueller investigation
  • August 11, 2018

    "Be happy, be cool!...Stand proudly for your National Anthem or be Suspended Without Pay!"
    -- Trump to NFL players
  • August 10, 2018

    "[Mueller] knows the answers to every question he wants to ask. He's going to ask him, 'Did you tell Comey to go easy on Flynn?' The president will say, 'No, I didn't.'... Why do you want to get him under oath?... Because you want to trap him into perjury. We're not going to let you do that."
    -- Rudy Giuliani
  • August 09, 2018

    "As a nation, we began by declaring that 'all men are created equal.' We now practically read it 'all men are created equal, except negroes.' When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty -- to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy."
    -- Abraham Lincoln, in 1855 letter to Joshua Speed
  • August 08, 2018

    "Governor Jerry Brown must allow the Free Flow of the vast amounts of water coming from the North and foolishly being diverted into the Pacific Ocean. Can be used for fires, farming and everything else. Think of California with plenty of Water -- Nice!"
    -- Trump