Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
January 06, 2018""Michael Wolff is a total loser who made up stories in order to sell this really boring and untruthful book... Full of lies, misrepresentations and sources that don't exist... Throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart... I went from very successful businessman, to top T.V. Star to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius...and a very stable genius at that!""
January 05, 2018"The three senior guys in the campaign thought it was a good idea to meet with a foreign government inside Trump Tower in the conference room on the 25th floor - with no lawyers. Even if you thought that this was not treasonous, or unpatriotic, or bad shit, and I happen to think it's all of that, you should have called the FBI immediately."-- Steven Bannon in forthcoming Michael Wolff book"Steve Bannon has nothing to do with me or my Presidency. When he was fired, he not only lost his job, he lost his mind... Now that he is on his own, Steve is learning that winning isn't as easy as I make it look."-- Trump"There's no one we think higher [of] than Donald Trump... We are tight... Nothing will ever come between us and President Trump and his agenda."-- Bannon"
January 04, 2018"Trump liked to say that one of the things that made life worth living was getting your friends' wives into bed."
– from new Michael Wolff book 'Fire and Fury'
January 03, 2018"The entire United States is within range of our nuclear weapons, and a nuclear button is always on my desk. This is reality, not a threat."-- Kim Jong Un"Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger and more powerful one than his, and my Button works!"-- Trump"
January 02, 2018"I have absolute right to do what I want to do with the Justice Department."
January 01, 2018"I know the details of taxes better than anybody. Better than the greatest CPA... I know more about the big bills... than any president that's ever been in office... 'Oh, he doesn't know the details.' These are sick people."
– Trump, in recent NYT interview
December 31, 2017"I like very much President Xi. He treated me better than anybody's ever been treated in the history of China...The presentations...One of the great two days of anybody's life and memory having to do with China. He's a friend of mine. He likes me, I like him."
December 30, 2017"The U.S. is colder than the surface of Mars and Niagara Falls has turned to ice as temperatures plummet to record-breaking lows -- leading to frozen sharks washing up on the beach. It is set to be the coldest New Year in living memory..."
– from story in The Sun
December 29, 2017"Frankly there is absolutely no collusion, that's been proven by every Democrat saying it... Virtually every Democrat has said there is no collusion... I think it's been proven there is no collusion... There is absolutely no collusion. Everybody knows it... Everybody knows the answer already. There was no collusion. None whatsoever."
– Trump in New York Times interview
December 28, 2017"We got a lot of legislation passed. But I believe -- and you would have to ask those folks who will know the real answer -- we have more legislation passed, including the record was Harry Truman a long time ago. And we broke that record, so we got a lot done."
– Trump, who signed 96 bills his first year in office, fewer than any president since Eisenhower