Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • January 06, 2019

    "Horrible and dishonest reporting on almost everything they write. Hence the term Fake News, Enemy of the People, and Opposition Party!"

    -- Trump on The New York Times
  • January 05, 2019

    "I'm not going to say it's for leverage, but I'm not going to get a deal unless I do this."

    -- Trump on shutdown
  • January 04, 2019

    "I could be the most popular person in Europe. I could run for any office if I wanted to, but I don't want to."

    -- Trump
  • January 03, 2019

    "I had a meeting at the Pentagon with lots of generals. They were like from a movie. Better looking than Tom Cruise, and stronger. And I had more generals than I've ever seen, and we were at the bottom of this incredible room. I said, 'This is the greatest room I've ever seen.' I saw more computer boards than I think they make today."

    -- Trump
  • January 02, 2019

    "I would like to discuss with you the possibility of trading my services to perform maintenance (e.g. painting, carpentry work) in exchange for partial rent payments..."

    -- from sample letter tweeted as a suggestion by U.S. Office of Personnel Management to furloughed federal employees
  • January 01, 2019

    "2019 will be a fantastic year for those not suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome. Just calm down and enjoy the ride..."

    -- Trump
  • December 31, 2018

    "We have won against ISIS...We won...We have defeated ISIS in Syria."
    -- Trump announcing withdrawal, 12/19

    "To say they're defeated is an overstatement and is fake news...This is a stain on the honor of the United States."
    -- Sen. Lindsey Graham, 12/19

    "Nobody thinks ISIS is defeated. Nobody who understands..."
    -- 'Fox & Friends' co-host Brian Kilmeade, 12/20

    "If anybody but Donald Trump did what I did in Syria, which was an ISIS loaded mess when I became President, they would be a national hero."
    -- Trump, 12/31

  • December 30, 2018

    "...What we had to go through, with the darkened plane, with all the windows closed, with no lights on whatsoever anywhere. Pitch black. I've never seen anything like it."
    -- Trump, on his journey to Iraq

  • December 29, 2018

    "Do the Dems realize that most of the people not getting paid are Democrats?"
    -- Trump on government shutdown

  • December 28, 2018

    "We're no longer the suckers, folks."
    -- Trump, in Iraq speaking to troops