Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • October 05, 2018

    "It's a very scary time for young men in America, where you can be guilty of something that you may not be guilty of... Women are doing great."

    -- Trump
  • October 04, 2018

    "We better start as a country getting smart and getting tough and not letting that stuff back there -- all those cameras -- tell us how to live our lives. Because they are really dishonest people. Not all of them, but damn well most of them. Fake news."

    -- Trump
  • October 03, 2018

    "They don't want me or someone who works for Donald Trump to have any part of humanity or humility, both of which I possess. They just don't, and you know it... Go and read it. You read it and then you look away."

    -- Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway on the criticism she has received since revealing that she is a survivor of sexual assault
  • October 02, 2018

    "The anti-patriarchy movement is going to undo ten thousand years of recorded history. You watch. The time has come. Women are going to take charge of society. And they couldn't juxtapose a better villain than Trump. He is the patriarch."

    -- Steve Bannon
  • October 01, 2018

    "I was being really tough and so was he. We were going back and forth. And then we fell in love, okay? No, really -- he wrote me beautiful letters. And they're great letters. We fell in love."

    -- Trump on Kim Jung Un
  • September 30, 2018

    "I don't know. Have you?"

    -- Judge Brett Kavanaugh, asked by Sen. Amy Klobuchar if he had ever blacked out from drinking
  • September 28, 2018

    "This confirmation process has become a national disgrace...Revenge on behalf of the Clintons...This is a circus...Some of you were lying in wait...The Swetnick thing is a joke. That is a farce."

    -- Judge Brett Kavanaugh
  • September 27, 2018

    "A lot of the people sitting here are fake."

    -- Trump at press conference
  • September 27, 2018

    "It's just a con game...A horrible con game...Avenatti is a third-rate lawyer...A total low-life."

    -- Trump on accusations against SC nominee Brett Kavanaugh
  • September 25, 2018

    "Today I stand before the United Nations General Assembly to share the extraordinary progress we've made. In less than two years, my administration has accomplished more than almost any administration in the history of our country."

    -- Trump