Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive

  • August 06, 2018

    "California wildfires are being magnified and made so much worse by the bad environmental laws, which aren't allowing massive amount of readily available water to be properly utilized. It is being diverted into the Paciic Ocean. Must also tree clear to stop fire spreading!"
    -- Trump
  • August 06, 2018

    "I am a creative genius, and this is not a good feeling for an artist to be treated this way, and it's not a good feeling for a citizen, either."
    -- Roseanne Barr on blowback from her post re former Obama official Valerie Jarrett: "Muslim Brotherhood and Planet of the Apes had a baby = VJ"
  • August 05, 2018

    "According to data provided by the Department of Justice, the vast majority of individuals convicted of terrorism and terrorism-related offenses since 9/11 came here from outside our country."
    -- Trump in SOTU address, 2017
    "What the president of the United States said before a joint session of Congress was not true. It wasn't true about immigrants and terrorism. And neither was it true about the Justice Department."
    -- LawFare editor-in-chief Benjamin Wittes, reporting on the results of his FOIA request, subsequent lawsuit against the DOJ, and the data he finally received
    "There has been zero objectivity, zero fairness... That's why we call them the Destroy Trump Media."
    -- Sean Hannity
  • August 04, 2018

    "Nobody can be sure of anything."
    -- Rudy Giuliani, asked how he could be sure Trump had no advance knowledge about the June 9th Trump Tower meeting
  • August 03, 2018

    "You see the Nazi platform in the early 1930s and what was actually put out there, and you look at it compared to, like, the DNC platform of today, and you're saying, 'Man, those things are awfully similar,' to the point where it's actually scary. To me, that was one of the most striking things I took from the movie because it's the exact opposite that you've been told."
    -- Donald Trump Jr. on Dinesh D'Souza's film "Death of a Nation"
  • August 02, 2018

    "Just remember: What you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening."
    -- Trump
  • August 01, 2018

    "The time has come for voter ID, like everything else. You know, if you go out and you want to buy groceries, you need a picture on a card. You need ID."
    -- Trump
  • July 31, 2018

    "Yes, I did offer them acting jobs in exchange for sex, but so did and still does everyone."
    -- Harvey Weinstein
  • July 30, 2018

    "The good news is that your favorite president did nothing wrong!... I will not allow our great country to be sold out by anti-Trump haters in the dying newspaper industry... The Witch Hunt is an illegal Scam!"
    -- Trump
  • July 23, 2018

    "It's very simple, very basic, very clear -- it's the entire package; this is a national referendum on Trump, an up or down vote on his presidency: vote Republican for the Trump program, all of it [or] vote Democrat to impeach him. Full stop. And the entire package means the entire package...You are either with Trump or you are against him."
    -- Steve Bannon on midterm elections