Say What? Archive


Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • May 17, 2023

    "I did finish the wall."
    -- Trump

  • May 16, 2023

    "Our country is dying."
    -- Trump

  • May 15, 2023

    "Not really...Not that I can think of."
    -- Trump, asked if he had showed the classified documents he took to anyone

  • May 14, 2023

    "What kind of a woman meets somebody and brings them up and within minutes you're playing hanky panky in a dressing room?"
    -- Trump

    "When you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy."
    -- Trump

  • May 13, 2023

    "I want you to find me 11,780 votes."
    -- Trump in recorded 2020 call with GA Secretary of State

    "I didn't ask him to find anything...I said 'You owe me votes because the election was rigged.'"
    -- Trump, during CNN town hall 


  • May 12, 2023

    "I was able to terminate Roe v. Wade."
    -- Trump

  • May 11, 2023

    "It's a witch hunt."
    -- Rep. George Santos on his federal indictment for fraud

  • May 10, 2023

    "A disgrace...A travesty of Justice."
    -- Trump, on outcome of his rape trial

    "That jury's a joke. The whole case is a joke."
    -- Sen. Marco Rubio

    "He said he didn't do it."
    -- Sen. Rick Scott

    "It makes me want to vote for him twice."
    -- Sen. Tommy Tuberville

  • May 09, 2023

    "Nine people were murdered yesterday in Allen, TX by this man who appears Hispanic with what looks like a gang tattoo on his hand... Title 42 ends on Thursday and CBP says 700,000+ migrants are going to rush the border."
    -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, on shooter who turned out to be wearing a "Right Wing Death Squad" patch and had Nazi tattoos

  • May 08, 2023

    "I think the really sad part of [Tucker Carlson getting fired] because I think people are desperate for the truth, and what is real...Where can you get real news and real information?...He was one of the few...He would speak the truth."
    -- Lara Trump