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Say What? Archive
TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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May 17, 2023
"I did finish the wall."
-- Trump -
May 16, 2023
"Our country is dying."
-- Trump -
May 15, 2023
"Not really...Not that I can think of."
-- Trump, asked if he had showed the classified documents he took to anyone -
May 14, 2023
"What kind of a woman meets somebody and brings them up and within minutes you're playing hanky panky in a dressing room?"
-- Trump"When you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy."
-- Trump -
May 13, 2023
"I want you to find me 11,780 votes."
-- Trump in recorded 2020 call with GA Secretary of State"I didn't ask him to find anything...I said 'You owe me votes because the election was rigged.'"
-- Trump, during CNN town hall -
May 12, 2023
"I was able to terminate Roe v. Wade."
-- Trump -
May 11, 2023
"It's a witch hunt."
-- Rep. George Santos on his federal indictment for fraud -
May 10, 2023
"A disgrace...A travesty of Justice."
-- Trump, on outcome of his rape trial"That jury's a joke. The whole case is a joke."
-- Sen. Marco Rubio"He said he didn't do it."
-- Sen. Rick Scott"It makes me want to vote for him twice."
-- Sen. Tommy Tuberville -
May 09, 2023
"Nine people were murdered yesterday in Allen, TX by this man who appears Hispanic with what looks like a gang tattoo on his hand... Title 42 ends on Thursday and CBP says 700,000+ migrants are going to rush the border."
-- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, on shooter who turned out to be wearing a "Right Wing Death Squad" patch and had Nazi tattoos -
May 08, 2023
"I think the really sad part of [Tucker Carlson getting fired]...is because I think people are desperate for the truth, and what is real...Where can you get real news and real information?...He was one of the few...He would speak the truth."
-- Lara Trump