Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • October 06, 2019

    "Shorn of its rambling character and in not so many words, this is the essence of what the president communicated...[...]...This is in sum and character what the president was trying to communicate with the president of Ukraine."
    -- House Intelligence Committee's Adam Schiff introducing and concluding his paraphrase/parody account of Trump-Zelensky conversation

    "He is sick!...He wrote down and wrote terrible things, then said it was from the mouth of the President of the United States. I want Schiff questioned at the highest level for Fraud and Treason."
    -- Trump

  • October 05, 2019

    "To show you how dishonest the LameStream Media is, I used the word Liddle', not Liddle, in discribing [sic] Corrupt Congressman Liddle' Adam Schiff. Low ratings @CNN purposely took the hyphen out and said I spelled the word little wrong."
    -- Trump tweet

  • October 04, 2019

    "The media may be even more corrupt than the Bidens..."
    -- Trump

    "China should start an investigation into the Bidens."
    -- Trump

    "Inexplicably and without foundation, [Democrats] choose to hate America."
    -- Trump

    "These are maniacs."
    -- Trump on Democratic presidential candidates

    "Democrats want to steal the election."
    -- Trump on 2020

  • October 03, 2019

    "Believe it or not, I watch my words very carefully."
    -- Trump

  • October 02, 2019

    "This is simply about a phone conversation that could not have been nicer, warmer, or better... It is just another Democrat Hoax!... What is taking place is not an impeachment, it is a COUP...The greatest Witch Hunt in the history of our Country!"
    -- Trump

    "He's giving the country the middle finger."
    -- GOP primary challenger Joe Walsh on Trump

  • October 01, 2019

    "I want Schiff questioned at the highest level for Fraud and Treason."
    -- Trump

    "I wouldn't cooperate with Adam Schiff. I think Adam Schiff should be removed."
    -- Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani

    "If the Democrats are successful in removing the President from office (which they will never be), it will cause a Civil War like fracture in this Nation from which our Country will never heal."
    -- Pastor Robert Jeffress, retweeted by Trump

    "There's nothing there, but the Democrats say, 'We don't care. We're going to move towards impeachment.' They don't care about the facts."
    -- Rep. Jim Jordan

  • September 30, 2019

    "I'm the real whistleblower."
    -- Trump personal attorney Rudy Giuliani

    "The president of the United States is the whistleblower."
    -- WH senior policy adviser Stephen Miller

  • September 29, 2019

    "[A] seven-page Nancy Drew novel."
    -- WH senior adviser Steven Miller on whistleblower complaint

    "Liddle Adam Schiff."
    -- Trump on chairman of House Intelligence Committee

    "Nancy Pelosi finally capitulated to her angry mob. She does the worst thing a woman in power can do, which is she just changes her mind because the men around her said 'Change your mind.'"
    -- WH counselor Kellyanne Conway

  • September 28, 2019

    "Joe Biden may be the most corrupt politician in Washington, bar none. This effort going on here is actually a two-fer. It is designed by the Democrats to take out both Trump and Biden and clear the way for anybody else, probably Elizabeth Warren."
    -- radio host Rush Limbaugh

    "It's not about us, is it? It's about our love for America. It's about our love for our own borders, language, and culture...He is already in the hay wagon on the way to the guillotine because of the fascist vermin in the media."
    -- radio host Michael Savage

    "She's lost her way...As far as I'm concerned, unfortunately she's no longer Speaker of the House."
    -- Trump on Nancy Pelosi

  • September 27, 2019

    "This isn't some guy babbling in the men's room at Starbucks. That is the man who chairs the mighty House Intelligence Committee. We trust him with the most sensitive information, and yet he is clearly, demonstrably mentally ill."
    -- Fox News host Tucker Carlson on Rep. Adam Schiff