Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • January 09, 2011

    War and Peace...'The best of times and the worst of times'...
    -- RNC chairman Michael Steele, naming his favorite book, then paraphrasing the opening line of <em>A Tale of Two Cities</em>
  • January 07, 2011

    I'll tell you why [religion's] not a scam, in my opinion: tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication...It always comes in, and always goes out. You can't explain that.
    -- Bill O'Reilly
  • January 06, 2011

    Actually, Obama. He's not too bright. Someone's gotta knock some sense into that idiot.
    -- UFC mixed martial artist Jacob Volkmann, asked who he would like to face next
  • January 05, 2011

    I've been a racist since 1921. I don't know how they can think that I'm imitating Hitler
    -- Mussolini, quoted in a mistress' recently-published diary
  • January 03, 2011

    One of the most corrupt presidents in modern times.
    -- incoming House Oversight and Government Reform Committee chairman Darrell Issa on Obama, later explaining that he meant to say "one of the most corrupt administrations in modern times"
  • January 01, 2011

    The Chinese are kicking our butts in everything. If this was China, do you think the Chinese would have called off the game? People would have been marching down to the stadium, they would have walked and they would have been doing calculus on the way down.
    -- PA governor Ed Rendell, on postponement of Eagles game due to blizzard
  • December 30, 2010

    I'm a Christian, I've made mistakes myself, I believe fervently in second chances. But Michael Vick killed dogs, and he did in a heartless and cruel way. And I think, personally, he should've been executed for that.
    -- Tucker Carlson
  • December 29, 2010

    Computers are going to keep getting smaller and smaller. Ultimately, they will go inside our bodies and brains and make us healthier, make us smarter. We'll be online all the time. Search engines won't wait to be asked.
    -- Ray Kurzweil, on the future
  • December 28, 2010

    Conservationists write me these nasty letters...using their pretty little pencils on their pretty little stationery not realizing. Where do you think your pencil and your piece of paper came from, people? It came from a tree that was harvested.
    -- Sarah Palin
  • December 27, 2010

    We're becoming a nation of wussies...This was in no way, shape or form a blizzard!
    -- PA governor Ed Rendell on postponement of Eagles-Vikings game