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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • October 05, 2012

    "Unbelievable job numbers. These Chicago guys will do anything. Can't debate so change numbers."
    -- Jack Welch tweet

    "Somehow by manipulation of data we are all of a sudden below eight percent unemployment, a month from the Presidential election. Trust the Obama administration? Sure...and pigs fly."
    -- Rep. Allen West
  • October 04, 2012

    "Mentally I'm young. But you cannot stop the body from aging. Someone like myself despises the thought of death. I have a real problem with that. And after you run up the stairs 10 times, your knees hurt the next day. What the f**k is that? You know what I'm saying? I mean no one told me that's part of the deal."
    -- Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • October 03, 2012

    "Lots of these politicians fly around with Secret Service and Air Force One and all that. Then they step down and all of a sudden they're flying first class on a commercial plane. I don't do that. I have a private plane. But I fly commercial when I go to environmental conferences."
    -- Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • October 02, 2012

    "It would take me too long to go through the math."
    -- Paul Ryan, on why he can't explain which loopholes would be closed to pay for the proposed Romney-Ryan 20% tax cut
  • October 01, 2012

    "I'm not going to sit here and complain about coverage of the campaign. As a candidate, if you do that, you're losing."
    -- Chris Christie

    "It goes without saying that there is definitely media bias."
    -- Paul Ryan
  • October 01, 2012

    "The momentum is ours."
    -- Bay Buchanan on Romney-Ryan
  • September 28, 2012

    "No matter what quality controls you have there are always going to be bad actors in any large scale operation."
    -- GOP consultant Nathan Sproul, responding to allegations that his firm was involved in hundreds of cases of fraudulent voter registration in Florida
  • September 27, 2012

    "Don't forget -- I got everybody in my state insured. One hundred percent of the kids in our state had health insurance. I don't think there's anything that shows more empathy and care about the people of this country than that kind of record."
    -- Mitt Romney
  • September 26, 2012

    "[Obama] really is a lot like the substitute referees in the sense that he's not a real president. He doesn't do any of the things that presidents do. He doesn't worry about any of the things presidents do...And I suspect that he's pretty contemptuous of the rest of us."
    -- Newt Gingrich
  • September 25, 2012

    "Look what he has helped to do in the Middle East; a new Ottoman Empire. Thank you, Barack Hussein Obama."
    -- Rep. Louie Gohmert