Say What? Archive


Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • October 30, 2011

    "Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow."
    -- Steve Jobs' final words
  • October 28, 2011

    "Do not speak to him unless you are spoken to."
    -- email sent to Herman Cain staff re in-car protocol
  • October 27, 2011

    "It's not okay. It's a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be."
    -- Rick Santorum on contraception
  • October 26, 2011

    Black Flower in the White House.
    -- song about Condoleezza Rice, played for her by Moammar Gaddafi during a 2008 meeting
  • October 25, 2011

    "It's a good issue to keep alive. It's fun to poke at him."
    -- Rick Perry on Obama birth certificate
  • October 25, 2011

    Disrespected around the world because of what President Obama has done.
    -- Michele Bachmann on the U.S.
  • October 24, 2011

    From Parade Magazine interview with Rick Perry:
    You've seen [Barack Obama's birth certificate].

    I don't know. Have I?
    You don't believe what's been released?
    I don't know. I had dinner with Donald Trump the other night.
    That came up.
  • October 21, 2011

    Muammer Qaddafi, the dictator of Libya, declared that 'we'd be content and happy if Obama can stay president forever.' Such lavish praise...tells you much of what [Obama's] approach to foreign policy is and the audience to which he is playing.
    -- Mitt Romney, in his 2010 book No Apology
  • October 20, 2011

    I am the most different candidate from Barack Obama than anyone on this stage.
    -- Michele Bachmann
  • October 19, 2011

    He put us in Libya. He is now putting us in Africa.
    -- Michele Bachmann on Obama