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TWO DECADES OF WTF

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  • January 28, 2020

    "The press loves to obsess over the latest bombshell. I don't know what John Bolton's book says or doesn't say. I've seen the New York Times coverage. But at the end of the day it doesn't impact the legal issue before the Senate."
    -- Sen. Ted Cruz

  • January 27, 2020

    "Trump is a kook... not fit go be President of the United States."
    -- Lindsey Graham, 2016

    "What concerns me about the American press is this endless, endless attempt to label the guy as some kind of kook not fit to be president."
    -- Lindsey Graham, 2017

  • January 26, 2020

    "I was worried about [Elon Musk], because he's one of our great geniuses, and we have to protect our geniuses. You know, we have to protect Thomas Edison, and we have to protect all of these people that came up with, originally, the lightbulb, and the wheel, and all of these things...He's also doing the rockets. He likes rockets and he does good at rockets, by the way."
    -- Trump

  • January 25, 2020

    "I heard they had headaches and a couple of other things. But I would say, and I can report, it is not very serious...I consider [missing legs and arms] to be really bad injuries...I don't consider [TBIs] to be bad injuries."
    -- Trump on U.S. troops evacuated after post-Soleimani-killing missile strikes by Iran

  • January 24, 2020

    "If we could straighten out the press in our country, we would have a place that would be so incredible."
    -- Trump

  • January 23, 2020

    "We have all the documents. The Dems have nothing."
    -- Trump

  • January 22, 2020

    "[Adam Schiff and Jerrold Nadler] are major sleazebags. They're very dishonest people...I'd love to go. Wouldn't that be great? Wouldn't that be beautiful?...Sit right in the front row and stare in their corrupt faces."
    -- Trump

  • January 21, 2020

    "[Democrats] didn't want John Bolton and others in the House. They were in too much of a rush."
    -- Trump tweet

    "House Democrats requested documents and testimony from Bolton as part of their three-month inquiry... But Trump ordered Bolton and several other former and current administration officials to stonewall any and all House impeachment requests for testimony and records. Bolton complied with Trump's orders..."
    -- New York Daily News

  • January 20, 2020

    "I'd say he's not relevant to the articles and what the Senate is going to be asked to do, impeaching a president for the third time in American history for a non-crime that never occurred."
    -- Sen. John Cornyn, on whether Rudy Giuliani should be a witness

  • January 19, 2020

    "I'm not trying to hide the fact that I have disdain for the accusations and the process, so I don't need any witnesses...I am ready to vote on the underlying articles."
    -- Sen. Lindsey Graham, December 2019

    "What I'm saying about witnesses is that if you take them off the table in the Senate...that would be bad for impeachment law...[President Clinton] is saying vigorously he's innocent. I want to put a vigorous case on that he's guilty for the sake of the rule of law, for the sake of truth...You can have three days of lawyers talking to each other on both sides; 16 hours of questions, and basically bore everybody to death, talk everybody to death; but when you have a witness who was there, who was engaged in it, who was in the middle of it telling you about what they were doing and why, that's a totally different case, and it's the difference between getting the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth."
    -- Sen. Lindsey Graham, January 1999