Say What? Archive


Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • March 29, 2011

    Are we at war? I haven't heard the president say that we are at war. And that's why I too am not knowing do we use the term intervention? Do we use war? Do we use squirmish? What is it?
    -- Sarah Palin
  • March 29, 2011

    I am convinced that if we do not decisively win the struggle over the nature of America, by the time [my grandchildren are] my age they will be in a secular atheist country, potentially one dominated by radical Islamists and with no understanding of what it once meant to be an American.
    -- Newt Gingrich
  • March 28, 2011

    I'm just asking President Obama to show the public his birth certificate. Why's he making an issue out of this?
    -- Donald Trump
  • March 26, 2011

    I hear that a new order of Knighthood is on the tapis -- O.M.G. (Oh! My God!) -- Shower it on the Admiralty!
    British Admiral John Arbuthnot Fisher in a 1917 letter to Winston Churchill -- the earliest known use of the acronym
  • March 25, 2011

    Exercise a no-fly zone this evening.
    -- Newt Gingrich, 3/7/11
    I would not have intervened.
    -- Newt Gingrich, 3/23/11
  • March 24, 2011

    Palin's popularity falling in Iowa, but maintains lead to become supreme commander of Milfistan.
    -- Tucker Carlson, in a tweet
  • March 23, 2011

    It's infiltrated every level of our government. Right now we have many of these people that are advising the US military and State Department on how to respond in the Middle East, and it's like a farmer asking a fox, 'How do I protect my henhouse from foxes?' We've brought in Muslims to tell us how to make policy toward Muslim countries.
    -- evangelist Franklin Graham, on the Muslim Brotherhood
  • March 22, 2011

    If the world gets crazy with us, we will get crazy too.
    -- Muammar Gaddafi
  • March 21, 2011

    I dealt with Gaddafi. I rented him a piece of land. He paid me more for one night than the land was worth for two years, and then I didn't let him use the land. That's what we should be doing. I don't want to use the word 'screwed,' but I screwed him.
    -- Donald Trump
  • March 20, 2011

    We are waiting for you and so are the fishes.
    -- sign held by pro-Qaddafi demonstrator in Tripoli