Say What? Archive
TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
May 04, 2011
-- percentage of Republicans who, after release of Obama's long-form birth certificate, still think he was not, or might not have been, born in the U.S.
May 03, 2011
There is nobody who is less of a racist than Donald Trump.
-- Donald Trump
May 02, 2011
Not a great country.
-- Donald Trump on the U.S.
April 30, 2011
Listen, you mother******s, we're going to tax you 25 percent!
-- Donald Trump, on how he'd tell China he's adding an export tariff
April 29, 2011
There are certainly the mothers of some eligible young aristocratic women who are very disappointed, who feel their daughters have been pipped at the post.
-- BBC royal correspondent Nicholas Witchell
April 28, 2011
You may be rubbed red sore in 200-year-old tight buckskin breeches that 20 men have worn before you.
-- retired Duke of Edinburgh head coachman David E. Saunders, on the travails of wedding duty
April 27, 2011
Paying attention to the royal family, even if only to read sensationalist tabloid articles about them, is one of the proper jobs of English people. But for an American to be excited about the royal wedding is undignified and lame. And, I would add, if you get up at 3 a.m. on Friday to watch the wedding on television, you are a traitor to your country.
-- Mark Oppenheimer
April 26, 2011
If you really love him, honey, get him out of there, and yourself, too. Many of us don't want or need another sacrifical lamb to water the dried bones and veins of a dessicated system.
-- Christopher Hitchens' advice for Kate Middleton
April 25, 2011
And that's what the royal family is -- it's a huge game of pretend. These aren't special people -- it's fake outfits, fake phony hats and gowns
-- Jerry Seinfeld
He's just jealous because he doesn't have a royal family in this country.
-- Piers Morgan
April 24, 2011
All his ex-wives are happy.
-- Iowan Republican activist Joni Scotter, on why Trump's three marriages won't matter to social conservatives