Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • December 13, 2018

    "We have a lot of great people for chief of staff, a lot of people want the job...A lot of friends of mine want it."
    -- Trump

    "Many campaign finance lawyers have strongly stated that I did nothing wrong with respect to campaign finance laws."
    -- Trump on hush money payments

  • December 12, 2018

    "It goes to show you: you get into a tinkle contest with a skunk, you get tinkle all over you."

    -- House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi on Oval Office meeting with Trump
  • December 11, 2018

    "Many, over ten, are vying for and wanting the White House Chief of Staff position. Why wouldn't someone want one of the truly great and meaningful jobs in Washington."
    -- Trump

    "I think it's all turning around very nicely."
    -- Trump

  • December 10, 2018

    "No Smocking gun...NO COLLUSION...WITCH HUNT!"

    -- Trump
  • December 09, 2018

    "Time for Witch Hunt to END!... NO COLLUSION!... This whole deal is a Rigged Fraud headed up by dishonest people who would do anything so that I could not become President."

    -- Trump
  • December 08, 2018

    "Totally clears the President. Thank you!"

    -- Trump, referring to one or both of two sentencing recommendations for Michael Cohen, released by Mueller investigation and federal prosecutors in New York
  • December 07, 2018

    "Phony Russia Witch Hunt...It's called Presidential Harrassment!...Robert Mueller and Leakin' Lyin' James Comey are Best Friends...A total witch hunt...It has been incorrectly reported that Rudy Giuliani and others will not be doing a counter to the Mueller Report. That is Fake News. Already 87 pages done, but obviously cannot complete until we see the final Witch Hunt Report."

    -- Trump

  • December 06, 2018

    "I love debt. I'm the King of Debt."
    -- Trump, 2016

    "The U.S. is sitting on a time bomb."
    -- Trump on national debt

    "Yeah, but I won't be here."
    -- Trump, 2017, when national debt crisis explained to him

  • December 05, 2018

    "[MBS was] complicit in the murder...It is not a smoking gun. It's a smoking saw."
    -- Sen. Lindsey Graham on the murder of Jamal Khashoggi

    "I have zero question in my mind that the crown prince, MBS, ordered the killing... If he was in front of a jury he would be convicted in 30 minutes: guilty."
    -- Sen. Bob Corker

  • December 04, 2018

    "Illegal Joseph McCarthy style Witch Hunt..."
    -- Trump on Mueller investigation

    "Makes up stories to get a great and already reduced deal for himself...He lied."
    -- Trump on Michael Cohen